Feb
21

Poker in Aruba Pt.4

review, Texas Hold Em Poker in Aruba, Caribbean CasinosThe Best Poker Room in the Caribbean

Having given you all the things to be aware of, I have to say: It is still the best place for poker in the Caribbean. That wasn’t true 5 years ago, but it has grown into the best in the islands since then. That’s not saying much when you compare it to Vegas or U.S. casinos, but there are multiple games, (at least for most of the night), there is action, some nights more than others. The locals are fairly mild manner (Chinese Tony slaps the table and screams in a dialect that no one knows or understand for no reason at all sometimes). During a hand, it is mostly English only. The cocktail service is excellent, if slow in delivery. The waitress will even bring you free (delicious) grilled ham and cheese sandwiches to keep you at the tables. Read the rest of this entry »

Feb
20

Poker in Aruba Pt. 3

review, Texas Hold Em Poker in Aruba, Caribbean CasinosBad Taste

You need to be mindful of collusion. I haven’t been to Aruba in 5 years. This was my sixth trip there and the reason I haven’t been there so long is: player collusion at the Radisson. When we last stayed there, the local players that played at the Rad would whipsaw an unwary tourist to death. That is: Local A would raise, Tourist B would call, Local C would re-raise, Local A would re-raise, Tourist B would call both raises. Sometimes more than 2 Locals would re-raise. Then, when Tourist A folds, then all the Locals would suddenly, and mysteriously, fold to another to Local B (no matter what was in their hands. Read the rest of this entry »

Feb
18

Poker in Aruba Pt.2

review, Texas Hold Em Poker in Aruba, Caribbean CasinosEccentricities of Aruban Poker

First is the Bad Beat Jackpot. Typical of most, you have to have both cards in your hand and there has to be at least 6 players at the table. You have to have Aces full of 10s (or better) beat by four of kind or better. It’s at $50,000 and is frozen there. The Bad Beat Loser gets 50%, the winner gets 25% and the remaining 25% is split up amongst ALL the PLAYERS in the entire room (everyone sitting at a Bad Beat Table – which is to say, all the tables but the 4/8 game). Say what? That’s right. Not just the ones at the table, but everyone in the room. As with all things specifically Aruban, I am not sure why that is. I suspect it is to encourage return visits by the locals, which make up about 60% – 70% of the room. Read the rest of this entry »

Feb
17

Poker in Aruba Pt.1

Review of Poker in Aruba

Texas Hold Em Poker in Aruba, Caribbean CasinosMy wife and I just spent 8 days in Aruba and on my flight home decided to write a review of poker in Aruba for any other travelers wishing to soak in some great sun, white sand, blue water and poker. The article is broken down into various sections:

  • Scheduling & Casinos
  • Games & Stakes
  • Eccentricities of Aruban Poker
  • Star Wars Cantina
  • Bad Taste
  • Never Again
  • There’s No Sleeping in Poker
  • The Best Room in the Caribbean
  • Summary of getting the most from your Aruban Poker Experience Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
20

Money is Green Too You Know!

The Cincinnati Zoo is proclaiming itself as “the Greenest Zoo in America“.  I would like to add to their accolades: “the Most Fiscally Moronic Zoo in America“. The Cinci Zoo has just completed a canopy of 6,400 solar panels that will reduce their electric bill by 20%. Their annual electric bill is $700,000. 20% of $700k is $140,000. The solar panel project cost $11 million.  That’s right. Eleven. Million. Dollars. At $140k per year in savings, they will break even in 78.5 years. Does anyone but me think this doesn’t add up? Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
15

Sexting, Teens & Good Parenting

Sexting: Not just for the NFL anymoreA recent New York Times syndicated story broke about 8th grader, Margarite, sexting a full frontal nude photo of herself to her (also) 8th grade boyfriend, Isaiah. As 8th graders do, they broke up soon. He forwards the text to pretty much everyone. A couple of “mean girls” adds the near-compulsory: “If you think this girl is a whore, text this to all your friends.” Of course, it goes viral. Enter outraged parents & school boards. Criminal charges were brought against the boyfriend, the 2 mean girls for felony Child Pornography. Of course, after mea culpas all around, charges were lowered and with some community service, everyone walks. Poor Margarite. She will have to live with the embarrassment of everyone seeing her naked.

As she should. And her parents. And the parents of all the kids who forwarded the video. Read the rest of this entry »

Apr
02

$1.6 Million for Fresh Air

Mecklenburg County and Matthews are opening a new “greenway” this week. This is part of the recreational program building ‘linear parks’ that allow people to ride bikes, run, walk, and enjoy nature. Things I am all for. (I don’t do them myself, mind you, but will fight for YOUR right to.) And here is the rub: This new greenway cost $1.6 million dollars. Tax Dollars. By sheer coincidence, almost the exact amount we need to keep our public libraries open. And don’t have. Cue Strother Martin: “What we have here, is a problem with priorities.” Something government has never been very good at.

To be blunt: Matthews & Mecklenburg spent $1.6 million of our tax dollars on a “nature” park for the wealthiest citizens to ride bikes in spandex and walk their dogs, but have to close down libraries where kids with eager minds and seniors, who can’t afford to buy books. I’m so proud I could bust!

  • Real Estate areas 4, 5 & 9, (Matthews is in area 4) are some of the highest per capita household income areas in Charlotte.
  • The kids that need safe parkways the most, live in the poorest neighborhoods.
  • NC (and Charlotte specifically) has probably one of the highest concentration of pine trees and greenery in rural environments east of Seattle. Matthews is ALL trees for crying out loud!
  • Our public library system is in danger of closing hours and branches in low income neighborhoods, some near senior living facilities and under-funded schools, where coincidentally, they can’t afford new books.
  • Charlotte’s South County Regional Library (closest to Matthews) does 4x more volume than any other branch and is in no danger of closing.

But, It’s No Good If It’s Free.

We should have safe places to enjoy nature. In fact, we do. It’s called “Outdoors.” It’s free. Try it. It does not cost a single dime to walk a mile or two. It does however cost money to keep libraries open, buy books and provide library services to the people who want it and NEED it the most.

Too Late to Fix It

The problem now is: that money is spent. We can’t un-do the greenway. The commercial real estate market is in no condition to sell it and use the money to fund the libraries. So what can we do? Easy:

  • Think before we spend.
  • Prioritize on the difference between NEEDED and what is WANTED. People may WANT parks, but what we NEED is more literacy in our youth.
  • Quit letting politicians spend with one blind eye while holding out their hands for money.

Don’t get me wrong. I am not a communist. I know who John Galt is, free markets are the best equalizers, and I don’t think the HAVES should pay for the HAVE NOTS. But I also think that our taxes paying for $1.6 million for a place to walk our dogs, when our kids are losing access to books is criminal! I think that government should stay out of the recreation business, period. Don’t even get me started about new arenas, ball fields or light rails! We pay for sidewalks with government money, walk down one for free and donate to the library instead!

Mar
31

The Imaginary iPhone5

iPhone - NOT the iPhone 5!!

iPhone - NOT the iPhone 5!!

Every summer, Apple announces a new iPhone at it’s Worldwide Developer Conference (June 5 to June 9). Usually preceded by rumors to get the market hungry for it. Today’s rumor is that Apple is holding off on a new OS5 until at least September. ” While Apple typically releases a new version of iOS concurrently with a new iPhone, the delay of iOS doesn’t necessarily mean that new Apple hardware is being pushed back until fall this time around.” says PC Magazine. From various reports, case and chip makers don’t even have some of the orders for parts for the new iPhone5. Add to that the earthquake in Japan affecting parts makers, and July seems optimistic at most. September more likely, with some rumors even saying later in the year or next year.

But What IS an iPhone 5?

All there is rumors at this point. And not even very reliable ones like leaks out of Apple, but… Read the rest of this entry »

Mar
27

A Tsunami of Stupid

A Tsuanami of Stupid - disaster preparednessWhen something bad happens (celebrity disease, a J-Lo divorce, a tsunami), a large of portion of humanity loses their collective minds in an effort to jump on the Disaster Band Wagon.  A recent article in the Charlotte Observer, titled “Northwest Not Prepared to Survive Tsunami” described how the town of Cannon Beach, Oregon, is not adequately prepared to survive an earthquake-created tsunami, much like the one that devastated Japan in March. Seriously? Let the countdown to moronic begin…

Doomsayers are never wrong… eventually!

The article goes on to say that “Scientists say it’s inevitable that the offshore seismic menace (called the Cascadia Subduction Zone) will ONE DAY unleash a megaquake.Well… duh. Eventually, the sun will burn out. Not very likely it’s going to happen on my watch, but hey! you never know.

Jay Raskin, former city council member [of Cannon Beach] is terrified of the prospect” of a Japanese-like tsunami. So much so, he has proposed REBUILDING the seismically unsound City Hall with a NEW two story one… wait for it… “on stilts”.      And there it is. The first floor would be offices, the second floor would be… and again it comes…      “a terrace”. This terrace would be a refuge for about 1500 people should the Big One hit. Even according to Jay, this would add to the $4 million budget for a new courthouse. Read the rest of this entry »

Jan
02

Poker in San Juan Puerto Rico Pt.2

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Puerto Rico Poker Patterns

Night three: I called the Marriott, which is supposed to have some poker tables, but it is in the Condado section of San Juan, which is about a 15 minute cab ride and we had already had that adventure today, so we stayed close to the InterContinental again. At 4 PM, I peeked into the casino and sure enough, one of the four poker tables was full. About 7 PM, we hit the casino and it took about 40 minutes to get seated at one of the three active tables. All $2-5 no limit hold ‘em. Not quite as boisterous as the previous two nights. Almost sane. The 2-5 game very rarely had a pot over a few hundred dollars and only once up to about $500. By comparison, the Hollywood Casino in Indiana this summer featured $1200 pots as the rule not the exception, with some being nearly $3000. This means, with the Puerto Rico rake as high as it is, the jackpot rake, and the blinds, it is hard to make more than a hundred or two per night.   Read the rest of this entry »

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